Fundie-stan
Posted on: Thu, 2007-03-22 16:38
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Fundie-stan
(I'll update this as more people are added/changed.)
If there was a fundie country:
President - Kent Hovind
Vice-President -
Local Historian - JP Holding
Clown - Ray Comfort
TV News Reporters - Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
Car Washer - Frank Walton
Psychiatrist - Sylvia Browne
Most dominant "science organization"- Institute for Creation Research
[quote=noor](I'll update this as more people are added.)[/quote]
Cool.
[quote]If there was a fundie country:[/quote]
Well, the fundies in this country do have a lot of power here. :(
[quote]President: Kent Hovind[/quote]
Scary.
[quote]Vice-President:[/quote]
If he can get rid of science in that country, he can make himself vice-president.
Hovind wouldn't let evolutionist theist, Francis Collins, be the Vice-President though.
How about Ray Comfort?
[quote]Local Historian: JP Holding[/quote]
Sorry, not a licensed historian.
[quote]Car Washer: Frank Walton[/quote]
As Todangst said: he would dry the car first and THEN wash it.
LOL!
[quote=American Atheist][quote=noor]
If there was a fundie country:[/quote]
Well, the fundies in this country do have a lot of power here. :([/quote][/quote]
I meant an all-fundie country. But I know what you mean, although I live in a moderately religious place.
[quote][quote]Vice-President:[/quote]
If he can get rid of science in that country, he can make himself vice-president.
Hovind wouldn't let evolutionist theist, Francis Collins, be the Vice-President though.
How about Ray Comfort?[/quote]
I was thinking of putting Ray Comfort as the local clown or something.
[quote][quote]Local Historian: JP Holding[/quote]
Sorry, not a licensed historian.[/quote]
That's because it's an all-fundie country. Don't need a degree or license to be considered a professional. :D
[quote][quote]Car Washer: Frank Walton[/quote]
As Todangst said: he would dry the car first and THEN wash it.
LOL!
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True. And then he would use the same towel as a burka.
[quote=noor]
I meant an all-fundie country. But I know what you mean, although I live in a moderately religious place.[/quote]
Oh, I see. :)
[quote]I was thinking of putting Ray Comfort as the local clown or something.[/quote]
Sounds good!
[quote]That's because it's an all-fundie country. Don't need a degree or license to be considered a professional. :D[/quote]
Oh yeah! My bad. :-P
[quote]True. And then he would use the same towel as a burka.[/quote]
Lol!
[quote=noor]Psychiatrists: Sylvia Browne[/quote]
Sylvia Browne would be a psychiatrist? Only in the nonexistent Fundie-stan...
Lol.
[quote=American Atheist][quote=noor]Psychiatrists: Sylvia Browne[/quote]
Sylvia Browne would be a psychiatrist? Only in the nonexistent Fundie-stan...
Lol.
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Yep. She would analyze patients by reading their palms and connecting the hand patterns to their inner emotional and spiritual state.
From the RRS forums:
[url=http://christianexodus.org/]Christian Exodus[/url]
[quote=noor]From the RRS forums:
[url=http://christianexodus.org/]Christian Exodus[/url][/quote]
I saw it. Crazy.