atomiclover: love
Offline A user here called atomiclover has sent me a jesus-preaching message:
[quote]WHO LOVES JESUS?
Jesus was asked why He intend to show Himself to us and not to the world?
Jesus replied, ‘if any one loves me, he will obey my teaching. My Father
will love him, and we will come to him and make our home with him’. Can
God lives in any one and still have problems or worries? If God lives with
and in you, you must be more than a conqueror. All man need to do is to
love Jesus. Man claimed to love Him but cannot obey His only teaching. How
would man love Jesus whom he cannot obey? The only teaching required of man
to obey is “ to love his neighbor like himself”. No man loves his
fellow man like himself not to talk of loving Jesus. Man do not obey this
teaching but claimed to love Jesus. Man can not share worldly possession
equally among fellow man. Man should first learn how to love his fellow
man before claiming to love Jesus. You that cannot obey His command, how
could anyone says he loves Jesus. John 14:24, “he who does not love me
will not obey my teaching. These words you hear are not my own, they
belong to the Father who sent me, but the world must learn that I love the
Father and that I do EXACTLY what my Father has commanded me”. Do exactly
what Jesus commanded, love each other. The Royal Law- LOVE.
Anyone who also loves Jesus must have faith in Him. To have faith in Him
is not only to believe He is the savior but to also believe in His
teaching, His word. If man has faith in Him, man will do what He teaches.[/quote]
I mean, what is this shit?
Is this emotional drivel supposed to convince me that there really is a god?
"jesus loves you yada yada god exists"
If I was you I would send him back the same thing with "Flying Spaghetti Monster" inserted in the place of Jesus/God.
Ah, the beauty of the replace function of MS Word. I wonder what they would say to that? It sounds just as stupid to me.
[edit]
Because I'm bored:
WHO LOVES FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?
Flying Spaghetti Monster was asked why He intend to show Himself to us and not to the world?
Flying Spaghetti Monster replied, ‘if any one loves me, he will obey my teaching. My Father
will love him, and we will come to him and make our home with him’. Can
Flying Spaghetti Monster lives in any one and still have problems or worries? If Flying Spaghetti Monster lives with and in you, you must be more than a conqueror. All man need to do is to
love Flying Spaghetti Monster. Man claimed to love Him but cannot obey His only teaching. How would man love Flying Spaghetti Monster whom he cannot obey? The only teaching required of man to obey is “ to love his neighbor like himself”. No man loves his
fellow man like himself not to talk of loving Flying Spaghetti Monster. Man do not obey this
teaching but claimed to love Flying Spaghetti Monster. Man can not share worldly possession
equally among fellow man. Man should first learn how to love his fellow
man before claiming to love Flying Spaghetti Monster. You that cannot obey His command, how
could anyone says he loves Flying Spaghetti Monster. John 14:24, “he who does not love me
will not obey my teaching. These words you hear are not my own, they
belong to the Father who sent me, but the world must learn that I love the
Father and that I do EXACTLY what my Father has commanded me”. Do exactly
what Flying Spaghetti Monster commanded, love each other. The Royal Law- LOVE.
Anyone who also loves Flying Spaghetti Monster must have faith in Him. To have faith in Him
is not only to believe He is the savior but to also believe in His
teaching, His word. If man has faith in Him, man will do what He teaches.
Thanks for the idea, Noor.
Cheers!
Kovash Tau'va!
per ardua ad astra
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
-Salvor Hardin, Foundation