Liars!

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Liars!

One of my favorite spam games.

Rules are - you make up a lie about the person above you.

Lies can be anything crazy, hilarious, or whatever you want. No seriously offensive lies though.


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Noor poaches panada meat to

Noor poaches panada meat to illegal immigrants...


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KCahill pushed an old lady

KCahill pushed an old lady out the way because she was in front of him...and she was really slow. ;)


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The old lady was Mike in

The old lady was Mike in disguise, pretending to be Frank's mom going to his house to give him cookies and then challenge him to a fight.


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Noor went to prison for

Noor went to prison for beating the crap out of timbobwaay for making crappy YouTube videos.


Noor
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Mike really loves little

Mike really loves little kids and babysits all the time.


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Come on now, that's too far!

Come on now, that's too far! :(

Noor likes drinking beer.


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Oh, sorry about that. Mike

Oh, sorry about that.

Mike spends a lot of money on astrologers and psychics every week in an attempt to foretell his future.


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Noor, in her free time, lets

Noor, in her free time, lets kids play her fav game... "Drink the stuff under the Sink" Game.


Noor
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KCahill's favorite food is

KCahill's favorite food is smoked and grilled platypus.


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Noor gives baby embroys to

Noor gives baby embroys to Ray Confort.


Noor
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KCahill thinks Comfort and

KCahill thinks Comfort and Cameron are the greatest in intelligence and worships a statue of them.


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Noor goes to sleep with a

Noor goes to sleep with a baby Jesus doll. Why are you and me the only ones does this?


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Noor and KCahill want to be

Noor and KCahill want to be just like me when they grow up.


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KCahill wrote:Why are you

[quote=KCahill]Why are you and me the only ones does this?[/quote]

I have no idea. Maybe because this forum is kind of deserted.

Mike loves dancing around in the fields picking daisies and playing with bunny rabbits.


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noor wrote:Mike loves

[quote=noor]Mike loves dancing around in the fields picking daisies and playing with bunny rabbits.[/quote]

That's not even a lie!


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Mike plays Counter-Strike

Mike plays Counter-Strike with 8 year olds. Mike's fav motto to the kids: "BOOM! Headshot!"


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KCahill has Richard Simmons

KCahill has Richard Simmons DVDs on high definition.


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Mike drives a unmarked white

Mike drives a unmarked white van with a stciker saying "Free Ice Cream" on the sides.


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KCahill likes to put

KCahill likes to put Christian bumper stickers on his favorite atheist friend's car.


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Everybody is dead!

Everybody is dead!


Noor
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Huh? Oh...yeeaaah. *wakes

Huh? Oh...yeeaaah. *wakes up* Oh dear FSM, I just had a near-death experience!

Mike collects dead squirrels and rats and keeps them all in his car to bring good luck.


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Noor needs more Jesus in his

Noor needs more Jesus in her life.


Noor
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Max sleeps in a tree house

Max sleeps in a tree house every night because of the squirrels in there.


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noor wrote:Max sleeps in a

[quote=noor]Max sleeps in a tree house every night because of the squirrels in there.[/quote]Noor rigged the election that put Bush in power


Noor
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Apokalipse is the

Apokalipse is the reincarnation of Jerry Falwell.


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Noor really is Jerry

Noor really is Jerry Falwell. He decided to fake his death when he decided to become a free thinker and spends his long lonely days, chatting in these forums.


Noor
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Molly loves eating

Molly loves eating chocolate-coated hamsters dipped in soda.


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Noor.... is really a girl.

Noor....

is really a girl.


Noor
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Wtf, I AM a girl. Molly is

Wtf, I AM a girl. :P

Molly is a lonely and savage cannibal.


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woops! SORRY ='[ Noor

woops! SORRY ='[

Noor worships Nerds. (The candy and the people, alike)


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Oh, it's okay.

Oh, it's okay. :)

Molly always sprinkles live earthworms on her noodles.


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Noor plays pranks on all her

Noor plays pranks on all her towns religious leaders during Christmas.


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MathMollySwims IS a

MathMollySwims [I]IS[/I] a religious leader


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Apokalipse is one of Molly's

Apokalipse is one of Molly's most devout disciples.


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Noor is the cause of global

Noor is the leading cause of global warming


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Apokalipse dresses like Baby

Apokalipse dresses like Baby Jesus durinf Winter Soltice.