Psychological/Psychiatric Analysis of the Judeo-Christian God of the Bible

Psychological/Psychiatric Anaylysis of the Judeo-Christian God of the Bible
Possible Psychological Disorders present in the Judeo-Christian God:
1.  Alzheimer's Disease - Alzheimer'd Disease (AD) is a type of dimentia that usually becomes present later in one's life. In approximately 20f the cases, the first noted symtoms are personality changes of either negative types such as apathy or withdrawal, or postive types such as agitation or suspiciousness. The common symptoms in all cases are gradual decline in memory and intellectual ability. Those afflicted do not have changes in personality from day to night, in what it is called "sundowner's syndrome."
*****Cases for god's forgetfullness are most prevelant in his word. "For I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger forever." (Jeremiah 3:12) "Ye have kindled a fire in mine anger, which shall burn forever." (Jeremiah 17:4)

"If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid." (John 5:31)"Jesus answered: Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid." (John 8:14)
"And Jesus coming, spoke to them, saying: All power is given to me in heaven and in earth." (Matthew 28:18) "the whole world is under control of the evil one." (1 John 5:19)
And Jesus said, "For judgement I am come into this world." (John 9:39) "I came not to judge the world" (John 12:47)
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16) "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 6:1)
"Jacob said, 'I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.'" (Genesis 32:30) "No man hath seen God at any time." (John 1:18)
We should fear God (Matthew 10:28) We should love God (Matthew 22:37) There is no fear in love (1 John 4:18)
2.  Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder - Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is sometimes inaccurently referred to as ADD (there is no clinical term by this name). There are four recognized types of ADHD. They are: Predominately Innatentive Type; Hyperactive-Implusive Type; Combined Type (Innatentive and hyperactive-implusive); and ADHD (not otherwise specified). There is a high correlation between those with ADHD and other psychiatric disorders.
*****There is a strong case for the fact that god has ADHD. He seems have a very severe case. He is very innatentive to his duties. He starts projects and can't seem to keep up with them. After Creation he seems to have gotten somewhat distracted with his creations. When he checks up on them and realizes that things aren't going the way that he wants them to go he tends to act impulsively and overreact by doing things such as flooding the earth and killing most of his creation. His case of ADHD is noteably severe due to the fact that he is omnipotent and omniscient. He knows exactly how things are going to turn out yet it is as if he spaces out and chooses to act impulsively rather than intellegently. He is a strong case needing both adderall and intense therapy. His ADHD, when coupled with his omnipotence and omniscience can be percieved as being somewhat sociopathic. The strongest case for him being sociopathic is the fact that an omniscient and omnipotent being must be fully aware of all there actions. Any lack of impulse-control would be a case against his omnipotence.
3.  Bipolar Disorder - Bipolar Disorder, also known as manic-depression, is an affective disorder that causes periodic mood swings in which they cycle from depression to mania. Depression may be characterized by having a lack of motivation, difficulaty doing tasks, short attention span, crying spells, difficulty getting to sleep or sleeping too much, and in the more sever cases thoughts of self-harm. Mania is seperated in two types: Full Mania and hypomania. Mania may be characterized by a decreased need for sleep, decreased self-control, overspending, increased sexual activity, irritability, rage, risk-taking behaviors, and in the more sever cases, pshycotic states. Hypomania is described as having the same symptoms to a lesser degree.
*****God's moodiness is also very displayed in his word.
"But anyone who says 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." (Jesus) Mat 5:22
"You fools!" (Jesus) Luke 11:40"You blind fools!" (Jesus) Mat 23:17"How foolish you are" (Jesus) Luke 24:25
"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20
"You foolish Galatians!" (St. Paul) Galatians 3:1"You foolish man" James 2:20
(Also - Psalms 14:1 and again at 53:1 - you have to think me a fool because I have said in my heart that there is no God  - oops, both of us in hell now!)
Jesus teaches us how to turn the cheek and forgive those who trespass against us...
"Whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father." [Matt. x, 33.]
"Whosoever shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness." [Mark iii, 29.]
"Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee ... tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as a heathen man and a publican." [Matt. xviii, 15-17.]

"I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children." (Leviticus 26:22)
"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)
"The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women" (Ezechial 9:4-6)
"When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves." (Deuteronomy 20:13-14)
"You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." (Deuteronomy 28:53)
"The Lord said to Joshua [...] 'you are to hamstring their horses.' " (Exceedingly cruel.) (Joshua 11:6)
"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)
"This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass .... And Saul ... utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword." (1 Samuel 15:3,7-8)
"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)
"A curse on him who is lax in doing the LORD's work!A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10)
Is this really the "word of God" or the cruel thoughts of Bronze age warriors?Did you know this was in the bible? If not then are you shocked? If you did know it was there then is Christianity really about a healthy loving relationship or is it a case of the Stockholm syndrome?
Is God A Criminal?

The bible god admits he performs evil acts. (As if the above was not proof enough!)
A Christian wrote: "God did not create evil. Evil is simply the state where God is not present."

If "God did not create evil" then what of the following?
Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Exodus 32:14
And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.
Joshua 23:15
Therefore it shall come to pass, that as all good things are come upon you, which the LORD your God promised you; so shall the LORD bring upon you all evil things.
Judges 9:23
Then God sent an evil spirit
1 Samuel 16:14
But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.
2 Samuel 12:11
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house
1 Kings 9:9
...therefore hath the LORD brought upon them all this evil.
1 Kings 14:10 
Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam

2 Kings 6:33 ...Behold, this evil is of the LORD;

2 Kings 21:12 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle.
2 Kings 22:16 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place
2 Chronicles 34:24 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof...

Nehemiah 13:18 Did not your fathers thus, and did not our God bring all this evil upon us, and upon this city?
Jeremiah 4:6 Set up the standard toward Zion: retire, stay not: for I will bring evil from the north, and a great destruction.
Jeremiah 6:19 Hear, O earth: behold, I will bring evil upon this people
Jeremiah 11:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them
Jeremiah 25:29 For, lo, I begin to bring evil
Jeremiah 35:17 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring upon Judah and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem all the evil that I have pronounced against them:

Jeremiah 44:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem, and upon all the cities of Judah
Jeremiah 45:5 ...behold, I will bring evil upon all flesh, saith the LORD:
Jeremiah 49:37 ...I will bring evil upon them, even my fierce anger, saith the LORD; and I will send the sword after them, till I have consumed them:
Micah 1:12 .... evil came down from the LORD
Micah 2:3 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil
"It is a counterfeit love that is contingent upon authority, punishment, or reward. True love is respect and admiration, compassion and kindness, freely given by a healthy, unafraid human being." - Dan Barker, Losing Faith in Faith
4.  Bordeline Personality Disorder - Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) is characterized by a pattern of unstable personal relationships, a self-image that is not well formed, and poor impulse-control. The person suffering from BPD fears abandonment and will go to any length to prevent this.
*****God lacks stable personal relationships. He becomes very controlling and codependent in his relationships. He even sent his son to be killed. He created the earth knowing that people would sin, and then somehow came to the conclusion that killing his son would fix everything. His fear of abandonment is so severe that he threatens that all who do not like and worship him to spend an eternity in hell. Never has there been a more severe case of fear of abandonment. He is very insecure and needs constant attention and approval or is subject to act impulsively.
5.  Brief Psychotic Disorder - Brief Psychotic Disorder is a psychosis that has a rapid onset, generally following a major stressor. Its hallmark is emotional turmoil, mood lability, and confusion. The sufferer must have one of the following symptoms: delusions, hallucinations, grossly disorganized or catonic behavior, or disorganized speech. A Brief Psychotic episode is time limited. As a rule, the quicker the onset, the quicker the recovery.
*****God has had numerous instances promoting the fact that he may have a bad case of Brief Psychotic Disorder. After the creation of the universe, he became angry that his creations ate a fruit that he placed in front of them demanding them not to eat it. He knew they would eat it and still placed it in front of them. Some say he did this to test them, however it is not a test if one is aware of the outcome beforehand. He became enraged as if he did not know this would happen and took away paradise and replaced it with pain and misery. Long after the Garden of Eden, God once again acted psychotically and declared he was once again disappointed with his creations and decided to flood the earth and kill all but one family and two of every animal. Later again, he sent his son to be killed and found nothing wrong with it. If a human was to behave this way, they would most likely be severly punished. However, some still choose to overlook god's irrationality and serve him as perfect. It is likely that he passed on some of his BSD to his creations so they would not notice his attrocities. There is no other logical explanation that one would serve him.
6.  Conduct Disorder - Conduct Disorder is essentially a disorder where the person violates the social norms and rights of others. Despite presenting a tough image to those around them, they have a low self-esteem. Their frustration tolerance, irritablility, temper outbursts and recklessness are hallmarks. Conduct disorder may lead to adult anti-social personality disorder.
*****God's emotional instability has caused him to have evidence of Conduct Disorder. He is able to get away with his actions due to the complacence of those affected. They still worship him and serve him as if he didn't do anything wrong. If there fellow man behaved in such ways he would be put to death. God's Conduct Disorder in the Bible Times has led to an adult anti-social personality in which he pays no attention to anyone but himself.
7.  Dependent Personality Disorder - Dependent Personality Disorder is manifested via passively allowing others to assume responisibility for major areas of one's life due to lack of self-confidence, or lack of ability to function independently. This leads to the person making their needs secondary to the needs of others, and then becoming dependent on them. While everyone is dependent on others for some parts of their lives, those with dependent personality disorder are dependent on almost all major areas of their lives, and view themselves poorly.
*****God's Dependent Personality is most evident in his allowance of his creations to spend eternity in a hell. He claims to give people free will, yet he demands that all who do not love him and worship him spend an eternity in pain and torment. It is sociopathic and dependent in the highest degree. His version of free will is one in which he holds a figurative gun to the victims head and gives them a choice. It isn't much of a choice with a gun to your head.
8.  Gambling Addiction - Pathological gambling is an addiction in the sense that the person can't stop, is done to the exclusion of friends, and feels obligatory. Those that are addicted to gambling continue despite knowing they do not wish to recieve the consequences of their actions, and that they will lose overall.
*****God's case of gambling addiction not only involves impulsivity, but also severe insanity. He is the only case of Gambling Addiction that exists with Omnipotence and Omniscience. His gambling addiction is able to continue due to the fact that he is gambling with other people's lives, not his own.
9.  Histionic Personality Disorder - Histrionic Personality Disorder is characterized by a person who is always calling attention to themself and being overly dramatic. They are overly dramatic, and minor situations can cause wild swings in emotions. They easily become bored with normal routines, and crave new novel situations and excitement. In relationships, they form bond quickly, but the bonds are often shallow, with the person demanding increasing amounts of attention.
*****God requires attention to be on himself at all times and that he is the center of people's existence. Failure to do his will results in him becoming psychotic and taking it out on his creations. He likes to do random shit to keep the people guessing. His relationships require the other person to do everything he says without questioning his authority or motives.
10.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder - Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a disorder in which a person has a grandiose self-importance, preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, a driven desire for attention and admiration, an intolerance of criticism, and disturbed self-centered interpersonal relationships. They are often referred to as being conceited. They generally have a low self-esteem as well. They act selfish interpersonally, with a sense of entitlement.
*****The definiton says it all.
In conclusion, the Judeo-Christian god needs to be locked up in an insane asylum.