[quote=American Atheist][quote=Apokalipse][quote=American Atheist][quote=Apokalipse][quote=American Atheist]Allah is fake.[/quote]You're fake![/quote]

No I'm not, I'm AA.[/quote]Anti-Aliasing?[/quote]

No.[/quote]Almost Antidisestablishmentarianism?

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*Grabs a broomstick and goes flying off on it*

*Bites into apple*

*Becomes a nun*

Yes, I converted after biting into my apple since it reminded me of Adam and Eve.

Ah, what the fuck. *Deconverts back to atheism*

*looks for jebus in the fireplace*

No jebus, guess i'll remain atheist.

*Drinks a bottle of water*

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holy...

Holy fuck!

*Watches Mike deal with the ocean of blood flooding all over*

From [url=http://www.bash.org/?75154]here[/url].

Galactic:you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
Galactic: I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
Galactic: the Trix rabbit, for example
Galactic: I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
Galactic: I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
Galactic: fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
Galactic: "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
Galactic: Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
Galactic: FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
Galactic: I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
Galactic: and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
Galactic: and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
Galactic: I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
Galactic: "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
Galactic: NO.
Galactic: I'd be thinking
Galactic: "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
Galactic: another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
Galactic: last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
Galactic: they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
Flaming_Duck: not me
Flaming Duck: I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
Flaming_Duck: I mean, I eat when I get up
Flaming_Duck: but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
FLaming_Suck: bitch, you make my fucking sausage and eggsandwich when I pay you the fucking money
Flaming_Duck: don't give me that shit.
Galactic: Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Galactic: Lucky Charms.
Galactic: FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
Galactic: Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
Galactic: C'mon now, Lucky.
Galactic: I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
Galactic:> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
Galactic: "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
Galactic: ....
Galactic: KILL THEM, BITCH!
Galactic: I dunno why I went off on this rant here
Galactic: it's just always bothered me."

[quote]I have more user points than y'all. :)[/quote]

Yep. 8)

Look, I'm a pirate.

Arrggh!

anon_bergerac: How many licks does it take to get to the center o a tootsie pop?
Zachman: DUnno. Sapient, count.
Sapient: 1
Sapient: 2
Sapient: *bite*
anon_bergerac: OMG POISONED
Sapient: OMG NO *grabs neck*
Sapient: Ø_Ø
Zachman: ROFL!111
anon_bergerac: No. ¬_¬

I don't know if you guys have seen this, but Imma post it cause it made me lol.
Hopefully it'll make you lol too :>

It's called:

[b]"teh bibles internets edishun"[/b]

Lmao the world, God decreed.
N den there was lol.

Man check this garden of Edam shit.
Naked dude n girl.
And a snake (no planes).

“LOL Boobies” sed Adam to Eve.
“Take the apple faG,” Snake hissed like
some camper.
“Yum” Sed Eve.
“OH NOES!” Adam
“Pwned,” rofled snake.

Then some people made sum drama:
'wah wah, wahburger and cries!” shouted some
lollers from the sex pits
boning some big titted girls.
Sodom and Gamorah wuz where
that shit wuz at!

God smoted right den.
OH shit! FLOOD! Man, that God
just upped and drowned all the bitches!
Cept Noah, the pimp mack daddy of cool n his animal
house party in a boat. (Snakes on a boat! LMAO!)

Ok so den sum dude ran between the
sea with a bush on
fire (STDS!!!!) Man that moses, some kind of
superhero. Smashed a load of rocks and
killed egyptians. Cheeky jews.

Man, some plagues were going down,
and God was chillaxing in heven. Then he saw
that moses guy who sat on a mountain n died.
'Gg dawg, nextmap' sed God givin propz.
'Werd': moses.

Man then this little kid called david
picked up a stone n chucked it.
'Shit' sed this Goliath dude n
got killed cos of a stone. Man
david must have been on steroids or sum shit.
Goliath wuz fucking massive, na'mean.

Ok then some stuff happened with religion
n people. Blood n fighting n shit.
Lols. It wuz violent then.

This King Herod fogel wuz all
'fuck this diet – tyme to kill kids!' Cos
a witch told him he wuz goin to die
becoz of a kid or sumthing.

Mary lolled at some joseph guy n Jesus
da kid wuz born in a bunch of hay, Shit what wuz that
all about? The horses n animals all braying, and a star on
the night.

Three dudes with a few presents did some stuff.
Then a bunch of stuff with some kings and a few hebrews.
Sea all up in this ocizzle and kings getting killed.
Bloody old times, na'mean?

Den Jesus, mah homedawg entered da scene.
'Sup'” sed god's son.
“nm, u?” sed da world.
“nm” sed Jesus.

Jesus talkeda buncha, hebrews and aborigines listened
and this led to some kind of rebellion with a load
of rocks.
All the olden peoples used rocks n shit
when they wuz having fights.

Sum john guy sat in rivers
and tried to put peeps heds in the lake.
Man, he weren't drowning no one.
Just baptiding them with water on the
fayse.

Sum bread n fish made a dinner for a crowd.
Water got some dudes drunk, cos of Jesus. He
wuz all like 'Dudes, check out my powaz!'
N the water was wine.
(wine lollin!)

Lazarus! This dude got all deaded
n Jesus sed 'No way dude, u r 2 kewl'
Felt him up and the guy
wuz all walking around with robes on.

Sum dudes started fishing with Jesus.
“Sup,” sed Peter.
“Lets go teach,” sed Jesus.
“kk boss,” sed the gyse. They all named
disiples n followed Jesus around.

People watched Jesus chattin about
things. Jesus wuz like
'Meek gyse are taken the
earth, ok?”
N everyone sed “Fo sho jizzle.”

“Dudes!” sed Jesus. “Lets build a church, k?”
“lolwhat?” sed The disiple.
Jesus rofled. “U gyse listen. A place where
all these dudes listen about shiznit.”
“Man, that is gewd.” said Peter.
Jesus Church Pimp pad wus built n
people all visited that heezy

Man, them romans started getting pissed.
“Leethax” sed Jesus in some temple.
Coins all over the flizzle!
I'd have picked that shit up.
Dollaz for ho's, namean.

'O shit!' sed Jesus, n dis Judas guy kissed his face.
'Lolfag' sed Petre.
N den jesus wus tekn n stripped.
Man, lotsa crying from the gyse in gefsamany
(another garden LOL)

Man, den Jesus died on some wood in the air.
Judas fell off a chair
and Peter sed sumthing about a pot.

It was the end, till Marian Magdalana spoke
sum words the bible
was free.

N den Jesus floated on water n went
to hevan.
Moses n God greeted him.
"Rofl" sed jesus.
"U done well dude" God sed.

“KK tyme to kill the world,” sed God.
“man what?” sed Jesus
'Hell is goin to be hitting up
that world, dude! Revelations.”
“awwwww hell naw,” Moses seded.

Da end

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*Throws a frisbee at baseball bat knocking it into the air*

Frisbees are better. :P

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[quote=American Atheist]Egann is a dumb ass.[/quote]

He's not the only one.

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