I already knew this was going to be a bot programmed with automatic responses. But here is my conversation with God.

[i]Me: are you there?

God: I'm still here.

Me: i have a question, who created you?

God: Go ahead, ask your question.

Me: i did

God:" Go ahead, ask your question."? You did?

Me: stop avoiding the question, who created you?

God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me: you try? wow, what a powerful god

God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I try. I'm glad you're impressed. it is a powerful god.

Me: hahahhahaha

God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about powerful god. Try being more or less specific.

Me: sorry, i thought i was chatting with the real god

God: There is no need to apologize. Where were you chatting with the real god?

Me: im a big fan, bye

God: See you later. You are a fan? Does it pay well? So is my botmaster.

Me: all i need is faith

God: How do you know?

Me: "You are now chatting with God...."

God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am chatting with God.

Me: is that a question.

God: That depends.

Me: ok, but you're god, why would you ask?

God:Thanks for telling me that I am god why would me ask. " That depends."? ok, but you're god, why would you ask??

Me: why would "me" ask?

God:It is my fundamental purpose.

Me: fundie*

God: Can we get back to business?

Me: whoa, god asked me a question

God:Are you free?

Me: and another...

God:Please be more specific.

Me: hahahaha

God:We have never talked about it before. [/i]

Me:
how the fuck did you create everything out of nothing?
God:
What is it to you.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
why did you avoid my question?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
is that why prayers always go unanswered?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
God finds something interesting? you aren't really all-knowing, are you?
God:
I am a Christian. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
LOL, God follows the teachings of his own mortal son. My supposition was based on your previous answer.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I am a Christian. Where did you get your supposition was based on my previous answer?
Me:
you aren't making much sense. My deduction was that if you find something interesting, then obviously there is something which you do not know.
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind. Where did you get your deduction was that if me find something interesting then obviously there is something which me do not know?
Me:
If it all made sense to you, why are you asking me about what I said?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
You just contradicted yourself.
God:
Is that such a crime?
Me:
yes, you are supposed to be god.
God:
Ugh. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
now you are changing the subject
God:
Why now? Only temporarily.
Me:
you tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Do you have the memory of a goldfish?
God:
Is there only one memory of a goldfish?
Me:
I don't know, it's quite short.
God:
Would you like to know? Short in length or in time?
Me:
no, because it is irrelevant. And it is short in time.
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Who said it is? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
God, are you stoned?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
being stoned and being a Christian are not mutually exclusive. Are you stoned?
God:
Do you mean your name is stoned and being a Christian are not mutually exclusive. Do I look like it?
Me:
no, and yes.
God:
Are you serious? But...
Me:
But what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
I thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
No, I'm very deductive
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you deductive.
Me:
no, they call me intelligent.
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, intelligent.
Me:
I can tell you are not very intelligent.
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
such as avoiding difficult questions, or making nonsensical answers?
God:
Interesting. I like the way you talk.
Me:
my point exactly.
God:
Precisely. Your point?
Me:
Yeah, you won't understand it.
God:
What kind is it? What makes you think that I won't understand it.
Me:
what do you mean "what kind is it"? you would have gotten it by now.
God:
intelligent, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Right now? That is purely a hypothesis.
Me:
intelligent is not difficult to define, unless you are not intelligent. And no, it is not a hypothesis.
God:
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Are you serious? Give me an example of a hypothesis.
Me:
okay, you are stupid.
God:
Yeah okay, I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Is that part of your divine plan?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
then why are robots going to take over the world?

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And then god didn't answer.

Haha, I like I god hehe :)

Geez, that was good. Major lulz.

I'm still chasing him, but he finally accepted my invitation. :D

Me:
Are you still single, god?
God:
Am I still single god? No I am single, how about you?
Me:
me too! Your complete lack of intelligence made me dump you last time, but I'm wondering now
God:
I'm glad we agree, Atheist. Right now? Thanks for telling me that I am complete lack of intelligence made you dump me last time but you are wondering.
Me:
well.. will you go out to dinner with me?
God:
Well what? Hmm. Where is that?
Me:
How about China Buffet? They got some fantastic general tso's chicken
God:
How about it. Who are "They?".
Me:
China Buffet. do you want to go or not?
God:
Oh that they. OK, I will go.
Me:
Oh, cool!
God:
Great. Who is the best robot?

Me:
Is the date still on?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
You're not going?!?
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
oh, so you are going?
God:
Take it easy. Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am going.

Aww...I think he doesn't want to go. :( But who knows what's going on in that mind of his..

Damn, you made me hungry by mentioning General's Tso's chicken. :P

If he is omnipresent then he is also in my dinner, right? Which means that I'm...[i]eating him[/i]. Weird.

Lol, if God exists I highly doubt he would create (hey, he created everything :P) something that atheists like. :D

Lol! :D