Churck Norris facts.
Ok everyone, this is the thread where you post your favorite Chuck Norris fact. You can even post your favorite Anti-Chuck Norris fact.
I'll start with a few.
1.) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
2.) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
3.) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
[b]Here are some Anti-Chuck Norris facts...[/b]
1.) Chuck Norris' beard is actually a merkin. He can't function without a man's pubes on his face.
2.) If you bother Chuck Norris during [i]Grey's Anatomy[/i] he'll, like, totally be pissed at you for weeks.
3.) Chuck Norris was once struck by a van, and miraculously revived at the hospital. His family sued the hospital.