Proof that Sapient exists
Posted on: Sun, 2007-05-20 13:08
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Proof that Sapient exists
The banana -- the Sapient's nightmare.
Note that the banana:
Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
Has a tab for removal of wrapper
Is perforated on wrapper
Bio-degradable wrapper
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
To say that the banana happened by accident is unintelligent.
And that Is why Brian Sapient exists.
NO YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!!! THAT'S PROOF OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!!
All hail His Noodly Appendage!
What's with all the fundies making challenges of our challenges?
They did it to the Blasphemy Challenge, Blasphemy Challenge Challenge.
And now the Sapient Blasphemy Challenge.
Can't they just let us have fun?!?!
Guess the [url=http://www.challengeblasphemy.com/]Challenge Blasphemy[/url] guys can't think of any good original challenges.
presumably, the bible is against sodomy. Sodomy is basically the act of non-Male-female sex for the goal of pregnancy. Am I the only one who sees a little potential counter-argument arugment from sexual imagery against Kirk's argument? Afterall, certain parts of the human anatomy...well, you can figure out where I'm going with that...