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How Do I Make Jehovahs Stop Coming To My House!!!

Posted on: Sat, 2008-04-05 21:10
crooklyn73
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How Do I Make Jehovahs Stop Coming To My House!!!

So I'm an Atheist and I live across the street from a pentecostal church, but a gang of  jehovah freaks from another street keep coming to my house trying to convert my people...They hunt in packs of like 10, and they remind me of the movie " The Invasion "... What can I say or do the next time they knock on my door, that will make them stop coming to my house?

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Posted on: Sun, 2008-04-06 01:27 #1
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Tell Them: I Im calling the

Tell Them:

I Im calling the cops
II Im a witness
III I dont like Micheal Jackson
IV Go vote for president and I'll convert
V I want a present before I convert


Posted on: Mon, 2008-04-07 21:28 #2
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Have a soundtrack of a

Have a soundtrack of a creepy, heavy voice playing upstairs when they come, and scream "Destroy them my Lord Satan!" when they come in. I get a laugh imagining what they would do if I ever did that to them. I wonder if it will actually work though... Good luck.

 

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Posted on: Wed, 2008-04-09 16:41 #3
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I'd ask them a tough
I'd ask them a tough question about God and watch their response. (although I've come to find a lot of common atheist points to be actually impractical or invalid.)