Church Sign

"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." - Isaac Asimov

JoshHickman's picture

ya, I have messed around

ya, I have messed around with the stuff at churchsigngenerator.com a little bit. Couldn't think of anything overly witty to say. That is a good one though. I would love to hear that sermon.

Also, wasn't Asimov a christian (Am I making this up?)?.

Thanks, there's probably a

Thanks, there's probably a hundred other verses that would go nicely on there though. And no, Asimov was a hard atheist.

American Atheist's picture

I'd like to see this

I'd like to see this one.

"Isaiah 11:12
12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH."

JoshHickman's picture

Hey, I remember a part in

Hey, I remember a part in Genesis where they say insects have 8 legs. That is one of those places where christianity contradicts the bible.

American Atheist's picture

"Yet these may ye eat of

"Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth; Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you."
Leviticus 11:21-23

"Just for the record, insects have six feet and arachnids have eight. You'd think the ancient Israelites might have picked up on this little detail, what with eating locusts and beetles and all. "

http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/bible/discrepancies/scientific-errors/

American Atheist's picture

Rotten.com is not really the

Rotten.com is not really the kind of site to get information from. But just this once.