Church signs
Posted on: Tue, 2007-10-02 21:41
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Church signs
List things you've seen on church signs. (I believe I've posted a picture of one or two of the church signs with these lines on them, in the picture gallery.)
"We got a lifeguard who walks on water."
"God is real no matter how you feel."
"Jesus died for your sins. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
"Get bored with yourself and interested in Jesus."
"Tired of the drought? God got water from rocks before"
"What is missing from Ch ch? u r"
"Flee internet porn. God forgets you but your computer doesn't."
When I first saw that I thought it read, "FREE internet porn. God forgives you but your computer doesn't."
Most of these signs come from this church about half a mile away. Today the sign read:
"The Gospel matters."
"Life...it's not about you. It's about Christ."
The first one reminds me of this:
[img]http://www.freethinkingteens.com/files/images/god%20said%20it.jpg[/img]
[quote=noor]"Flee internet porn. God forgets you but your computer doesn't."
When I first saw that I thought it read, "FREE internet porn. God forgives you but your computer doesn't."[/quote]
That would be the most hiliarous thing I read.
"The most important member of any family is God."
"No gimmicks. No fads. Just Jesus."
I kind of laughed at the sign at the church near my house, for they were doing a whole series on sermons named after shows, and one week it was "Sermon Series: Fear Factor", and I lol'd inside.
"God answers knee-mail."
"Jesus doesn't need lawyers. He needs witnesses."
"It will get hotter for some."
"If god is your co-pilot... switch seats."
"All the good things you enjoy come from God."
(paraphrased slightly, I don't remember the exact words)