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Act like an atheist stereotype.
Posted on: Mon, 2007-09-10 17:38
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Act like an atheist stereotype.
(I got the idea from another forum I sometimes visit. Basically you act like what some Christians and the media think atheists are like.) I know God exists, but I choose to hate him because I want to rape people all I want. Bookmark/Search this post with:  Technorati Tags: General Conversation |
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/me starts throwing bibles around while thumping one in people's faces.
I think ducks gave birth to elephants, elephants gave birth to crocodiles, and crocodiles gave birth to monkeys, who were my grandparents.
I am close-minded because I don't believe in anything. I know nothing about the bible and I have no morals. I support naughty things like gay-marriage and I have hot lesbian sex every day! WOOO yeah so therefore I am a disgrace to society.
I'm a communist and I worship Stalin and Hitler because they were atheists.
I want to stick out of the crowd and get ALL of the attention I can get!
I allow myself to be tempted by Satan and that's the only reason for my atheism. I purposely choose to ignore Jesus calling for me because I don't want any moral standards.
my personal favorite! I oppress Christians and sue good god loving Americans over stupid things like keeping prayer out of school, and getting god out of the pledge.
I am an atheist because I want to worship evolution, which teaches that the present universe and all life on it came about POOF! out of a tiny cloud of dust.
I'm a hunched-over, wicked old barren witch whose favorite food is children fried in curry. Mmm...I'm going to snatch the next child I see with a cross and throw them in the cauldron. Yummy...
i have horns in my head and a pointed tail, oh yeah and i am not a good person because only christians are good people!
Welcome to the board, devoutatheist!
Right now I'm praying to the God of Evolutionism, Charles Darwin.
This is fuckin' hilarious.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html
Lots of stereotypes.
life has no meaning without god, so everybody may aswell kill themselves now
I believe in a one-world government where school kids are forced to spit and pee all over pictures of Jesus. If they refuse they're going to be hung by their ears until they memorize The God Delusion.
(ow, my ears hurt just thinking about it.)
I am an atheist solely because I want to suck cock, and all religions deny me that. (Heard that one, unfortunately. OBVIOUSLY all Atheists are gay -_-).
I have lesbian sex with chimps and monkeys, and it's awwright since atheists don't have morals!
I don't want to be punished for my wrong-doing, and am like a child who hates my parents for being punished. My mind is very weak because I am a child of Satan.
I think Jerod7890 puts it best on the comments to "Win an Autographed copy of RADAR magazine with RRS!"
"people are atheist just because they dont want to be punished for their wrong doing. they are like little children who hates their parents for being punished for doing wrong. they minds are very weak satans children is weak."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWGaZ5Ydyrs
(My debate with him carried into private messaging when my commenting limit was reached)
I know that god exists, but I call myself an atheist to rebel against my parents and the way that I was brought up.
All of my ideas are corrupt because I don't have a 2000 year old book making all of my decisions for me and because I have no morals.
Someday I will repent and run into the arms of Jesus begging for mercy because there are no atheists in foxholes.
I became an atheist because my entire family was killed in a fire and no God would ever do such a thing to me. I hate God and I hate everyone and I hate life, and the only reason I don't go around killing all you people is because I don't want to go to jail, and the only reason I don't kill myself is because I want to stick around to make fun of infinite number of naive idiots that populate this world...Life is meaningless and the world is boring and I'm an arrogant twit.....*angst angst angst angst angst*
CHRISTIANS ARE STUPID! I WANNA START A WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANS BECAUSE I HATE THEM FOR NOT ALLOWING ME TO DO WHAT I PLEASE! I IGNORE OTHER RELIGIONS ON PURPOSE AND ATTACK CHRISTIANITY ALL I WANT BECAUSE I DESPISE THEIR JESUS!
Im an athiest cause I like to deconvert everyone I see with my witty and smart mind. I always correct anyone who sayd God Bless You. I slapped athiest stickers all on my friends sites so everyone can know that Im athiest.
I'm an atheist for the sole purpose of making everyone else one. I believe in God, but I just want to mislead people. God is imprinted on my heart, but I just ignore it because I choose to.
I'm an atheist because I hate America and I'm not a citizen here anyway, so I might as well get back at them by ignoring Jesus's overbearing, undying love for me.
I'm an insensitive and immoral nihilist and I have no concept of love and kindness because without the soul we can't have any feelings.
And I also want to kill off all society with my atheism.
"[E]very form of atheism, even the initially well intentioned, constricts, shrinks, enslaves the individual atheist within and against himself and, eventually, as atheism reaches plague proportions among men, goes on to enslave and murder society." - Vincent P. Miceli
(no, that quote isn't fake)
I believe that when I die, I will become a tree for all eternity, not in the sense that my physical being may rot and decomposers can turn me into nutrients suitable for a tree's growth, but rather, I will mentally be a tree watching stuff forever.
you forgot the crociduck im pritty sure it's supposed to go in there somewhere, well as for me im holding my coke can that was created out of no were a few billion year's ago.
this really reminds me of a crappy dane cook joke, the one were he attempted to lampoon an athiest who belives he will become a tree. it's not even that im an atheist that the joke is terrible the joke was just really shitty maybe excluding the end were he say's he hopes the tree gets chopped down and the bible was printed on it. even then i would never make his crazy religion true.
- I know that God exists, but I pretend that he doesn't so I can do whatever I want, like torture puppies and rape nuns.
- I believe in Darwinism because it teaches survival of the fittest, where I can justify killing all the inferior humans, like Jews and Blacks.
- I don't believe in God because he doesn't believe in me.
- I laugh at theists for having faith, but faith is the basis for my entire worldview. I have faith in scientists. I have faith that I exist.
Crocoduck was freaking hilarious.
I'm an atheist simply because I love to burn churches.
act like an atheist stereotype? this should be easy
"*clears throat* Religion is a mental disease, a virus of the mind, and everyone who believes in God and is not a metaphysical naturalist needs to be locked up in an insane asylum and be brainwashed, er I mean, educated until they believe that there is no God no transcendant purpose, objective morality, no ultimate accountability, no free will, and especially nothing beyond physical reality!"
*Puts atheist signs on London bus and billboard*
Hmmm, so Mig Killer, have you tired of the back-and-forth?
If this is all the theistic community has to offer in the way of argument and debate, then I think we can expect society's slide toward atheism to continue to accellerate
i REALLY hope you wouldn't be dumb enough to try and make a serious point in a sarcastic forum.........im not even going to point out the irony.
I've never heard of Jesus' great love for me, care to tell me more?
basicly he knows were you are all the time, is always watching you, always knows what you are thinking,yet never acts to stop evil,wants your money,is not afraid to send you to hell,will send you to hell,especually if you dont worship him ALL the time and i mean all of the time ohh and did i mention he loves you?
everyone crawled out of a primordial slime! and will grow up to be a evolved form of human. after that our kids will become something more than human because evolution happens within one lifetime!! <3 DARWIN!!!!
because evolution is exactly the same as random chance, and creatures evolve by spontaneously sprouting new limbs and features