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Uses for the bible.
Posted on: Thu, 2007-05-24 20:17
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Uses for the bible.
1. As a footrest. 2. Stick it in a door when you want a bit of breeze to come in. 3. Can be used to make beautiful papier mache decor. ***UPDATE*** (-Mike) Bookmark/Search this post with:  Technorati Tags: Freethinking Anonymous |
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4. Paperweight.
5. Weapon.
6. Reading material when you're on the toilet.
7. As a bulletproof vest.
8. to make christianity look 'silly'
9.a good laugh from a scientific point of view
10. brainwashing
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11. Pages can be used to make little origami swans.
12. Makes excellent fuel.
13. Place it upside down on top of a box and you have a birdhouse.
Oh, by the way check this out:
14. Toilet paper.
15. With a little paint and scissors...confetti!
16. Put some tobacco in the pages and you got a cigarette.
17. Makes excellent mulch for your garden.
18. Coaster for your cool drinks
19. Cut out the centers of pages to hide stuff inside!
20. Citing Psalms can make good rap lyrics
21. Good for a scary campfire story
22. Wrap a bomb inside the pages.
23. Makes great coal for a fire.
24. tearing out every page and laminating them all in a scattered formation on poster board that you are using in school for a report so you can give you speech while everyone has a look of fearful awe because they see the desecrated bible used as a background
(yes i did this, lol )
25. Food
26. theater prop
27. Can be cut up into little paper snowflakes.
28. Kleenex.
6. Reading material when you're on the toilet.
And you're planning on being there...how long?
And you're...how bored/desperate for books?
29. Can be made into artificial plants with scissors and green paint.
30. Labels for anything.
EDIT: They don't have a delete post option here, do they?
6. Reading material when you're on the toilet.
And you're planning on being there...how long?
And you're...how bored/desperate for books?
Depends on the nature of the beast. And I don't get the second question.
32. Duster.
33. Cake stand.
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6. Reading material when you're on the toilet.
And you're planning on being there...how long?
And you're...how bored/desperate for books?
Depends on the nature of the beast. And I don't get the second question.
Well, I happen to keep a copy of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy in my bathroom. It's long enough, but far more entertaining. I mean, unless you're after genocide, or perhaps murder and irrational behavior, the bible doesn't have much for you.
Don't forget the softcore porn in the Bible.
Check this out.
http://www.snabbstart.com/film/77f75ad190
34. Dropping it from the Emipre State Building might lead to instant death
35. If all were recycled we wouldnt have to cut down the Rainforest
most deforestation is due to cattle grazing lands not paper production.
I knew it wasnt paper, just didnt know it was grazing... But that would explain many things.
36. A good laugh
37. An excuse for some inexcusable crime.
38. Lighting on fire, jumping in the air with your legs spreading out in opposite directions, and smacking people handing out bibles IN your public school (my life dream).
39. With some tape, a parachute or a hot air balloon.
40. Use the pages to make houses as art (today in art class I was flipping through books on sculpture and there really was a bible-page paper house set as part of a bigger layout - it was cool).
41. Ripping up
42. Laughing at
Ha. Have fun with that... Thats 1k pages to rip.
I don't mind ripping it up though. I bet I could easily do that.
43. Make a pinata out of the pages. Preferably one of Jesus or Satan.
44. Using it to spread ignorance for 2,000 years.
45. Using it to spread violence and intolerance for 2,000 years.
46. Using it to spread Love in the most hypocritical form.
47. Using it to spread butter.
48. Good way to start a fire.
49. Wallpaper for your room.
50. Wiping up spills?
51. Candy wrapper.
52. Picking up your dog's waste.
53. Compare it with other holy books and mention "Mine's fatter!".
54. Use it to prove the Biblical God can't exist.